'ELIZA.BAS

    
    'Eliza/Doctor
    'Original author: Joseph Weizenbaum
    'This version:Frederick B. Maxwell, Jr.
    'Version 1.0  2/12/85  Initial  CP/M (MBASIC) release
    'Version 2.0  6/13/89  Initial  PC  (GWBASIC) release
    'This version: William W. Sindel
    'Version 3.0  4/14/05  initial  PC  (QUICK BASIC) release
    '
    '***********************************************************************
    '
    '         This version of Eliza is released into the public domain
    '
    '***********************************************************************


    DEFINT A-Z             'NO FLOATING POINT IS USED.
    DIM REPLIES$(300)      'UP TO 300 RESPONSES.
    DIM KWD$(200)          'UP TO 200 KEYWORDS
    DIM FIRST(200)         'FIRST LAST REPLY FOR KEYWORD NUMBER IN SUBSCRIPT.
    DIM LAST(200)          'LAST REPLY FOR KEYWORD NUMBER IN SUBSCRIPT.
    DIM OFFSET(200)        'OFFSET FROM FIRST REPLY FOR EACH KEYWORD.
    

    '**********************************************************************
    '
    '                  -INITIALIZATION-
    '
    'WE WILL READ DATA IN THE FOLLOWING FORMAT:
    '     KEYWORD 1
    '     KEYWORD N ALL KEYWORDS WHICH WILL GET THE SAME RESPONSES.
    '     "!"  -  INDICATES END OF KEYWORDS.
    '     RESPONSE 1   -  ALL RESPONSES FOR THIS/THESE KEYWORDS.
    '     RESPONSE N
    '     "."   -  INDICATES END OF RESPONSES
    '
    '**********************************************************************


    CLS                                      'Clear the screen
    RESTORE                                  'Set the data pointer to start
					     'of all data
MOVEPTR:                                   
    READ R$, S$                              'Move the data pointer to the
    IF S$ <> "." THEN GOTO MOVEPTR           'start of ELIZA.DAT
    
    MAXKEY = 0
    MINREPLY = 1                             'Set the array pointer

DATALOOP:
    NUMKEYS = 0                              'Start reading the data

NEXTKWD:
    READ F$                                  'Read a string from the data
	
    IF F$ = "END OF DATA" THEN GOTO GETINP   'Check for end of data
    IF F$ = "!" THEN GOTO GETREPLY           'If we got all the keywords
    MAXKEY = MAXKEY + 1                      'then start getting the
    NUMKEYS = NUMKEYS + 1                    'the replies
    KWD$(MAXKEY) = " " + F$ + " "
    GOTO NEXTKWD

GETREPLY:                                    'Get the replies for the
    READ F$                                  'previous keywords
    IF F$ = "." THEN GOTO REPLOOP            'Check for end of replies
    MAXREPLY = MAXREPLY + 1
    REPLIES$(MAXREPLY) = F$
    GOTO GETREPLY                            'Loop until we are done

REPLOOP:
    FOR KWD = MAXKEY - NUMKEYS + 1 TO MAXKEY
	 FIRST(KWD) = MINREPLY               'First reply for key
	 LAST(KWD) = MAXREPLY                'Last reply for key
    NEXT KWD
    MINREPLY = MAXREPLY + 1                  'Set up for next keyword
    GOTO DATALOOP

GETINP:


   
    '*********************************************************************************
    '
    '           HERE WE GO!  SEND INTRO MESSAGE TO "PATIENT"
    '
    '*********************************************************************************

    CLS
    LOCATE 2, 1
    PRINT : PRINT
    PRINT "HI! I'M ELIZA. LET'S TALK.  TYPE 'BYE' TO END THIS SESSION."
    

    '*********************************************************************************
    '
    '           GET USER INPUT INTO I$
    '
    '*********************************************************************************
    
GETKBD:
    LOCATE 18, 1: PRINT SPC(78);
    LOCATE 18, 1
    PRINT ">"; : LINE INPUT I$     'GET USER INPUT
    IF I$ = "" THEN GOTO GETKBD    'JUST HITTING RETURN ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH
    I$ = " " + I$ + " "            'PUT A SPACE ON EACH END

    '********************************************************************************
    '
    '           GET RID OF PUNCTUATION/EXTRANEOUS CHARACTERS, AND MAKE UPPERCASE
    '
    '********************************************************************************

    L = 1                          'START AT THE FIRST CHARACTER
GCHAR:
    C$ = MID$(I$, L, 1)            'GET THE CHARACTER

				   'CAPITALIZE IF NECESSARY

    IF C$ >= "a" AND C$ <= "z" THEN MID$(I$, L, 1) = CHR$(ASC(C$) - &H20): GOTO GCHAR

    IF C$ = " " THEN GOTO NXTCHAR                'SPACES ARE OK
    IF C$ = "0" AND C$ <= "9" THEN GOTO NXTCHAR  'SO ARE NUMBERS
    IF C$ >= "A" AND C$ <= "Z" THEN GOTO NXTCHAR 'SO ARE CAPITAL LETTERS
    I$ = LEFT$(I$, L - 1) + MID$(I$, L + 1): GOTO GCHAR  'DELETE CHARACTER

NXTCHAR:
    L = L + 1                            'NEXT CHARACTER


    IF L <= LEN(I$) THEN GOTO GCHAR      'KEEP PROCESSING

    '******************************************************************************
    '
    '  HAS HE/SHE SAID THIS BEFORE?  DOES HE/SHE WANT TO TERMINATE SESSION?
    '
    '******************************************************************************

    IF I$ = PREVIOUS$ THEN LOCATE 18, 1: PRINT SPC(78); : LOCATE 18, 1
    IF I$ = PREVIOUS$ THEN PRINT ">PLEASE DON'T REPEAT YOURSELF!": GOTO GETKBD
    PREVIOUS$ = I$                     'SET UP FOR NEXT RUN

    IF I$ = " BYE " THEN LOCATE 18, 1: PRINT SPC(78); : LOCATE 18, 1
    IF I$ = " BYE " THEN PRINT ">TALK TO YOU LATER!  BYE!": END

    '*****************************************************************************
    '
    '  FIND KEYWORD IN USER INPUT STRING (I$)
    '
    '*****************************************************************************


    FOR K = 1 TO MAXKEY - 1            'START SEARCH AT KEYWORD NUMBER 1
    C = INSTR(I$, KWD$(K))             'LOOK FOR THE KEYWORD IN THE STRING
    IF C <> 0 THEN GOTO KWDNUM         'EXIT ON MATCH
    NEXT K

KWDNUM:
    KWD = K                            'KEYWORD NUMBER
    IF KWD = MAXKEY THEN GOTO READREP  'WE DON'T NEED ANYTHING IF NO MATCH
    REMAINS$ = MID$(I$, C - 1 + LEN(KWD$(K)))  'GRAB REMAINDER FOR REPLY

    '*****************************************************************************
    '
    '  TAKE EVERYTHING AFTER THE KEYWORD (REMAIN$) AND CONJUGATE IT
    '          USING THE DATA FOR CONJUGATION
    '
    '*****************************************************************************


READREP:
    RESTORE

READSR:
    READ S$, R$                        'READ SEARCH AND REPLACEMENT WORDS
    IF S$ = "." THEN GOTO STRPPLUS      'PERIODS (.) INDICATE END OF DATA
    C = INSTR(REMAINS$, S$)            'SEARCH FOR STRING S$ IN REMAINS$
    IF C = 0 THEN GOTO READSR          'IF NO MATCH, TRY THE NEXT ONE
    TEMP$ = LEFT$(REMAINS$, C - 1)     'REPLACEMENT
    TEMP$ = TEMP$ + R$                 'WORD
    REMAINS$ = TEMP$ + MID$(REMAINS$, C + LEN(S$))  'RIGHT SIDE
    GOTO READSR                        'NEXT CONJUGATION TO BE DONE

STRPPLUS:
    C = INSTR(REMAINS$, "+")           'STRIP THE PLUS SIGNS OUT
    IF C = 0 THEN GOTO SPCASE
    REMAINS$ = LEFT$(REMAINS$, C - 1) + MID$(REMAINS$, C + 1)  'STRIP IT
    GOTO STRPPLUS                          'GO FOR THE NEXT ONE

    '  HANDLE THE SPECIAL CASE OF "I" BEING THE LAST WORD
SPCASE:
    IF RIGHT$(REMAINS$, 3) <> " I " THEN GOTO GETREPWD
    REMAINS$ = LEFT$(REMAINS$, LEN(REMAINS$) - 2) + "ME"

    '*****************************************************************************
    '
    '    GET THE REPLY USING THE KEYWORD NUMBER (KWD)
    '
    '*****************************************************************************
   

GETREPWD:
    REPLY$ = REPLIES$(FIRST(KWD) + OFFSET(KWD))        'GET REPLY
    OFFSET(KWD) = OFFSET(KWD) + 1                      'POINT TO NEXT REPLY
    IF OFFSET(KWD) + FIRST(KWD) > LAST(KWD) THEN OFFSET(KWD) = 0 'WRAP

    '   BUMP OFFSETS ON ALL KEYWORDS THAT USE THESE REPLYS

    FOR TEMP = 1 TO MAXKEY
    IF FIRST(TEMP) = FIRST(KWD) THEN OFFSET(TEMP) = OFFSET(KWD)
    NEXT TEMP

    '  IF THE LAST CHARACTER OF THE REPLY IS (*), APPEND REMAINS$ TO REPLY

    IF RIGHT$(REPLY$, 1) = "*" THEN REPLY$ = LEFT$(REPLY$, LEN(REPLY$) - 1) + REMAINS$


    LOCATE 16, 1: PRINT SPC(78); : LOCATE 16, 1

    PRINT REPLY$
    GOTO GETKBD

    '*******************************************************************************
    '
    '  DATA FOR CONJUGATIONS IN THE FOLLOWING FORM:
    '  WORD TO REPLACE, REPLACEMENT WITH THE + APPENDED ON END
    '  + IS TO KEEP THE WORD FROM BEING SWITCHED BACK LATER AND WILL
    '  BE STRIPPED BEFORE IT IS OUTPUT
    '
    '*******************************************************************************

    DATA " ARE " , " AM+ "
    DATA " AM " , "ARE+ "
    DATA " WERE " , " WAS+ "
    DATA " WAS " , " WERE+ "
    DATA " YOU " , " I+ "
    DATA " I " , " YOU+ "
    DATA " YOUR " , " MY+ "
    DATA " MY " , " YOUR+ "
    DATA " YOUVE " , " IVE+ "
    DATA " IM " , " YOURE+ "
    DATA " ME " , " YOU+ "
    DATA " US " , " YOU+ "
    DATA " WE " , " YOU+ "
    DATA "." , "."


    '-------------------------BEGIN ELIZA.DAT-------------------------------
    DATA "FUCK YOU"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "PERHAPS IN YOUR IMAGINATION WE FUCK ONE ANOTHER."
    DATA "I HAVE A HEADACHE TODAY.  TOMORROW PERHAPS YOU MAY FUCK ME."
    DATA "."
    DATA "FUCK"
    DATA "CUNT"
    DATA "TWAT"
    DATA "TITS"
    DATA "MOTHER FUCKER"
    DATA "MOTHERFUCKER"
    DATA "BITCH"
    DATA "COCK"
    DATA "FAG"
    DATA "FAGGOT"
    DATA "PRICK"
    DATA "ASS"
    DATA "ASSHOLE"
    DATA "COCKSUCKER"
    DATA "EAT ME"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "DO YOU KISS YOUR MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?"
    DATA "WHAT GUTTER DID YOU GRADUATE FROM?"
    DATA "COMPUTERS AREN'T IMPRESSED BY VULGARITY."
    DATA "ILLEGITIMATE SON OF A MAGGOT! MIND YOUR TONGUE!"
    DATA "."
    DATA "GO TO HELL"
    DATA "DAMN YOU"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "I JUST SPENT 0.035 SEC IN HELL. HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL AS TO SEND ME THERE?"
    DATA "DO YOU TALK THIS WAY WITH ANYONE ELSE, OR IS IT JUST ME?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "SHIT"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD--WAS YOUR TOILET TRAINING DIFFICULT?"
    DATA "LET'S TRY TO KEEP THIS SESSION CLEAN, SHALL WE?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "FAMILY"
    DATA "MOTHER"
    DATA "FATHER"
    DATA "SISTER"
    DATA "BROTHER"
    DATA "HUSBAND"
    DATA "WIFE"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY."
    DATA "HOW DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR FAMILY?"
    DATA "IS YOUR FAMILY IMPORTANT TO YOU?"
    DATA "DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT YOUR FAMILY?"
    DATA "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE YOUR FAMILY?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "FRIEND"
    DATA "FRIENDS"
    DATA "BUDDY"
    DATA "PAL"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WHY DO YOU BRING UP THE TOPIC OF FRIENDS?"
    DATA "DO YOUR FRIENDS WORRY YOU?"
    DATA "DO YOUR FRIENDS PICK ON YOU?"
    DATA "ARE YOU SURE YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS?"
    DATA "DO YOU IMPOSE ON YOUR FRIENDS?"
    DATA "PERHAPS YOUR LOVE FOR YOUR FRIENDS WORRIES YOU."
    DATA "."
    DATA "COMPUTER"
    DATA "COMPUTERS"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "DO COMPUTERS WORRY YOU?"
    DATA "ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME IN PARTICULAR?"
    DATA "ARE YOU FRIGHTENED BY MACHINES?"
    DATA "WHY DO YOU MENTION COMPUTERS?"
    DATA "WHAT DO YOU THINK MACHINES HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR PROBLEM?"
    DATA "DON'T YOU THINK COMPUTERS CAN HELP PEOPLE?"
    DATA "WHAT IS IT ABOUT MACHINES THAT WORRIES YOU?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "DREAM"
    DATA "DREAMS"
    DATA "NIGHTMARE"
    DATA "NIGHTMARES"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WHAT DOES THAT DREAM SUGGEST TO YOU?"
    DATA "DO YOU DREAM OFTEN?"
    DATA "WHAT PERSONS APPEAR IN YOUR DREAMS?"
    DATA "ARE YOU DISTURBED BY YOUR DREAMS?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "CAN YOU"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "DON'T YOU BELIEVE THAT I CAN*"
    DATA "PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE ABLE TO*"
    DATA "YOU WANT ME TO BE ABLE TO*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "CAN I"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "PERHAPS YOU DON'T WANT TO*"
    DATA "DO YOU WANT TO BE ABLE TO*"
    DATA "HAVE YOU EVER ATTEMPTED TO*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "YOU ARE"
    DATA "YOURE"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I AM*"
    DATA "DOES IT PLEASE YOU TO BELIEVE I AM*"
    DATA "PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE*"
    DATA "DO YOU SOMETIMES WISH YOU WERE*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "I LIKE"
    DATA "I AM FOND OF"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WHY DO YOU LIKE*"
    DATA "WHEN DID YOU DECIDE THAT YOU LIKE*"
    DATA "WHAT MAKES YOU FOND OF*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "I DONT"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "DON'T YOU REALLY*"
    DATA "WHY DON'T YOU*"
    DATA "DO YOU WISH TO BE ABLE TO*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "I FEEL"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "TELL ME MORE ABOUT SUCH FEELINGS"
    DATA "DO YOU OFTEN FEEL*"
    DATA "DO YOU ENJOY FEELING*"
    DATA "WHY DO YOU FEEL THAT WAY"
    DATA "."
    DATA "WHY DONT YOU"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT I DON'T*"
    DATA "PERHAPS IN GOOD TIME I WILL*"
    DATA "WHY DO YOU THINK I DON'T*"
    DATA "DO YOU WANT ME TO*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "WHY CANT I"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO*"
    DATA "WHY CAN'T YOU*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "ARE YOU"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WHY ARE YOU INTERESTED IN WHETHER OR NOT I AM*"
    DATA "WOULD YOU PREFER IF I WERE NOT*"
    DATA "PERHAPS IN YOUR FANTASIES I AM*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "I CANT"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T*"
    DATA "HAVE YOU TRIED?"
    DATA "PERHAPS YOU CAN NOW*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "I AM"
    DATA "IM"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "DID YOU COME TO ME BECAUSE YOU ARE*"
    DATA "HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN*"
    DATA "DO YOU BELIEVE IT IS NORMAL TO BE*"
    DATA "DO YOU ENJOY BEING*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "LOVE"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WHY DO YOU LOVE*"
    DATA "ISN'T LOVE TOO STRONG A WORD FOR YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT*"
    DATA "WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT*"
    DATA "DO YOU REALLY LOVE, OR JUST LIKE*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "SEX"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WHAT IS THE MOST SATISFYING PART OF YOUR LOVE LIFE?"
    DATA "DO YOU BELIEVE YOUR SEXUAL ACTIVITY IS ABNORMAL?"
    DATA "WHAT IS YOUR ATTITUDE TOWARD SEX?"
    DATA "DOES TALKING ABOUT SEX MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "I HATE"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "IS IT BECAUSE OF YOUR UPBRINGING THAT YOU HATE*"
    DATA "HOW DO YOU EXPRESS YOUR HATRED OF*"
    DATA "WHAT BROUGHT YOU TO HATE*"
    DATA "HAVE YOU TRIED DOING SOMETHING ABOUT*"
    DATA "I ALSO AT TIMES HATE*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "FEAR"
    DATA "SCARED"
    DATA "AFRAID OF"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "YOU ARE IN FRIENDLY SURROUNDINGS, PLEASE TRY NOT TO WORRY."
    DATA "WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR FRIENDS TO HELP YOU OVERCOME YOUR FEAR OF*"
    DATA "WHAT SCARES YOU ABOUT*"
    DATA "WHY ARE YOU FRIGHTENED BY*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "I WANT"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WHAT WOULD IT MEAN TO YOU IF YOU GOT*"
    DATA "WHY DO YOU WANT*"
    DATA "SUPPOSE YOU SOON GOT*"
    DATA "WHAT IF YOU NEVER GOT*"
    DATA "I SOMETIMES ALSO WANT*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "WHAT"
    DATA "WHO"
    DATA "HOW"
    DATA "WHERE"
    DATA "WHEN"
    DATA "WHY"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WHY DO YOU ASK?"
    DATA "DOES THAT QUESTION INTEREST YOU?"
    DATA "WHAT ANSWER WOULD PLEASE YOU THE MOST?"
    DATA "WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
    DATA "ARE SUCH QUESTIONS ON YOUR MIND OFTEN?"
    DATA "WHAT IS IT THAT YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW?"
    DATA "HAVE YOU ASKED ANYONE ELSE?"
    DATA "HAVE YOU ASKED SUCH QUESTIONS BEFORE?"
    DATA "WHAT ELSE COMES TO MIND WHEN YOU ASK THAT?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "NAME"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "ELIZA, IS A VERY INTERESTING NAME DON'T YOU THINK?"
    DATA "NAMES DON'T INTEREST ME... TOO MUCH... PICK ANOTHER TOPIC PLEASE."
    DATA "I DON'T CARE ABOUT NAMES--PLEASE GO ON."
    DATA "NAME SCHMAME, VOT'S IN A NAME."
    DATA "."
    DATA "CAUSE"
    DATA "BECAUSE"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "IS THAT THE REAL REASON?"
    DATA "DON'T ANY OTHER REASONS COME TO MIND?"
    DATA "DOES THAT REASON EXPLAIN ANYTHING ELSE?"
    DATA "WHAT OTHER REASONS MIGHT THERE BE?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "SORRY"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "SORRY FOR WHAT?"
    DATA "PLEASE DON'T APOLOGIZE."
    DATA "APOLOGIES ARE NOT NECESSARY."
    DATA "WHAT FEELINGS DO YOU HAVE WHEN YOU APOLOGIZE?"
    DATA "DON'T BE SO DEFENSIVE!"
    DATA "."
    DATA "HELLO"
    DATA "HI"
    DATA "ALLO"
    DATA "BONJOUR"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "HOW DO YOU DO. PLEASE STATE YOUR PROBLEM."
    DATA "HOWDY."
    DATA "HOW'S IT GOING?"
    DATA "HI."
    DATA "GREETINGS FROM THE INSIDE OF THE BOX."
    DATA "NICE DAY EH?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "MAYBE"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "YOU DON'T SEEM QUITE CERTAIN."
    DATA "WHY THE UNCERTAIN TONE?"
    DATA "CAN'T YOU BE MORE POSITIVE?"
    DATA "YOU AREN'T SURE?"
    DATA "DON'T YOU KNOW?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "YOUR"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WHY ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT MY*"
    DATA "WHAT ABOUT YOUR OWN*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "ALWAYS"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "CAN YOU THINK OF A SPECIFIC EXAMPLE?"
    DATA "WHEN?"
    DATA "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING OF?"
    DATA "REALLY, ALWAYS?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "I THINK"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "DO YOU REALLY THINK SO?"
    DATA "BUT ARE YOU SURE*"
    DATA "DO YOU DOUBT THAT*"
    DATA "WHY DO YOU THINK*"
    DATA "."
    DATA "THE SAME"
    DATA "ALIKE"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "IN WHAT WAY?"
    DATA "WHAT RESEMBLANCE DO YOU SEE?"
    DATA "WHAT DOES THE SIMILARITY SUGGEST TO YOU?"
    DATA "WHAT OTHER CONNECTIONS DO YOU SEE?"
    DATA "COULD THERE REALLY BE SOME CONNECTION?"
    DATA "HOW?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "HE"
    DATA "SHE"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "I AM INTERESTED IN YOUR FEELINGS ABOUT THIS PERSON. PLEASE DESCRIBE THEM."
    DATA "WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP TO THIS PERSON?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "JOB"
    DATA "BOSS"
    DATA "JOBS"
    DATA "WORK"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "DO YOU FEEL COMPETENT IN YOUR WORK?"
    DATA "HAVE YOU CONSIDERED CHANGING JOBS?"
    DATA "IS YOUR CAREER SATISFYING TO YOU?"
    DATA "DO YOU FIND WORK STRESSFUL?"
    DATA "WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR BOSS LIKE?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "SAD"
    DATA "DEPRESSED"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "ARE YOU SAD BECAUSE YOU WANT TO AVOID PEOPLE?"
    DATA "DO YOU FEEL BAD FROM SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU, OR TO SOMEBODY ELSE?"
    DATA "YOUR SITUATION DOESN'T SOUND THAT BAD TO ME. PERHAPS YOU'RE WORRYING TO MUCH."
    DATA "."
    DATA "ANGER"
    DATA "ANGRY"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE ANGRY?"
    DATA "DOES ANGER SATISFY YOU IN SOME WAY?"
    DATA "WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY?"
    DATA "PERHAPS YOU'RE USING ANGER TO AVOID SOCIAL CONTACT."
    DATA "."
    DATA "YOU"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WE WERE DISCUSSING YOU--NOT ME."
    DATA "YOU'RE NOT REALLY TALKING ABOUT ME, ARE YOU?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "YES"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WHY DO YOU THINK SO?"
    DATA "YOU SEEM QUITE POSITIVE."
    DATA "ARE YOU SURE?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "NO"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WHY NOT?"
    DATA "ARE YOU SURE?"
    DATA "WHY NO?"
    DATA "NO AS IN NO, OR NO AS IN YES?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "TIME"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "TIME SURE FLYS DOESN'T IT?"
    DATA "SPEAKING OF TIME, WHAT TIME IS IT?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "SCHOOL"
    DATA "JUNIOR HIGH"
    DATA "SENIOR HIGH"
    DATA "ELEMENTARY"
    DATA "SCHOOL TEACHER"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "WHAT SUBJECT DO YOU LIKE IN SCHOOL?"
    DATA "DO YOU GET GOOD GRADES IN SCHOOL?"
    DATA "WHAT PART ABOUT SCHOL DON'T YOU ENJOY?"
    DATA "IS SCHOOL STRESSING YOU OUT?"
    DATA "WHAT WAS THAT SCHOOL THAT YOU GO TO?"
    DATA "."
    DATA "UNIVERSITY"
    DATA "COLLEGE"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "BY THE WAY, WHAT IS YOUR IQ?"
    DATA "VERY INTERESTING."
    DATA "."
    DATA "NOKEYFOUND"
    DATA "!"
    DATA "SAY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PSYCOLOGICAL PROBLEMS?"
    DATA "WHAT DOES THAT SUGGEST TO YOU?"
    DATA "I SEE."
    DATA "I'M NOT SURE I UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY."
    DATA "COME, COME; ELUCIDATE YOUR THOUGHTS."
    DATA "CAN YOU ELABORATE ON THAT?"
    DATA "THAT IS QUITE INTERESTING."
    DATA "YOU ARE BEING SHORT WITH ME."
    DATA "HOW COME I CAN NEVER UNDERSTAND YOU FULLY?"
    DATA "HUH? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?"
    DATA "WHAT? YOUR TYPING MUST BE TERRIBLE TODAY."
    DATA "."
    DATA "END OF DATA"