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by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:33 pm
Forum: QBASIC and QB64 Questions & Answers
Topic: inkey$ question
Replies: 13
Views: 13964

Nathan1993 wrote:One word (err... statement): ASC.

For expample.

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Hi% = ASC(H)
That would put the ASCII (hence the ASC(II)) code of H into Hi%.
I guess that wasn't your day. You forgot the quotes AND spelled example wrong! :lol: :P
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:23 pm
Forum: News and Announcements
Topic: 1 key challenge revisited
Replies: 14
Views: 23499

Or just use the program in my sig :P
Microsoft makes $100+ a pop for that program :lol:
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:21 pm
Forum: News and Announcements
Topic: 1 key challenge revisited
Replies: 14
Views: 23499

Can it use only ONE KEY (ex. accepts SPACE but not G) or can I use any key? (ex. accepts q,w,e,r,t,y,u,i....)
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:38 pm
Forum: QBASIC and QB64 Questions & Answers
Topic: inkey$ question
Replies: 13
Views: 13964

Nathan1993: You forgot your quotes around your H :P Try this out, captainlazy WHILE KEY$ <> CHR$(27) 'Makes the program stop if ESC is pressed. WHILE KEY$ = "" Key$ = INKEY$ WEND IF Key$ = "(your letter IN QUOTES)" THEN (insert your functions here) ' and more keywords IF KEY$ <> ...
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Thu Oct 13, 2005 4:14 pm
Forum: QBASIC and QB64 Questions & Answers
Topic: Need a PLAY code... (read to find out which one)
Replies: 29
Views: 44145

Prepare to be suprised... It's not there. Duh-(faster)duh-duh-(slightley slower)duh-(faster)duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh I wish my computer had a microphone! I'd record it, give you a link, and THEN you'd know what I'm talking about! EDIT: It starts with this tidbit of code: thisismysoundtidbit$ = &q...
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:52 pm
Forum: QBASIC and QB64 Questions & Answers
Topic: Need a PLAY code... (read to find out which one)
Replies: 29
Views: 44145

Need a PLAY code... (read to find out which one)

I could probably find it, but I'm too lazy... :wink:

What is the string needed for the PLAY command to play the death sound?(the one you always hear at the end of old video games)
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:35 pm
Forum: QBASIC and QB64 Questions & Answers
Topic: Help ??? Error in loading file (qb.lib ) - Invalid format
Replies: 12
Views: 12667

The only time I ever get that error is when I either mistype a SUB name (ex CNETER instead of CENTER) or when I insert my DECLARE SUB ------- and forget to actually make the SUBs :oops:
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:31 pm
Forum: QBASIC and QB64 Questions & Answers
Topic: big stupid newbie questions
Replies: 34
Views: 46990

Plus, QB7.1 added a ton of useless 'INTEREST' functions. But, in my opinion, KIS. QB7.1 is the way to go. (waiting to be flamed) :lol:
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Are all the Y2K bugs dead, buried and forgotten?
Replies: 38
Views: 50386

Pete wrote:2034 is when the world is going to end.

Nostradamus said so.
Well, he also said...
3755 - world destroyed by asteroids according to Nostradamus.
3797 - world consumed by an expanding Sun according to Nostradamus.

Which is it???
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:10 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: VIRUS ALERT! Everyone needs to read!
Replies: 9
Views: 13882

AntiVir says that the file "C:\Jokerz\canl.com" (or something like that) includes that virus.
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: VIRUS ALERT! Everyone needs to read!
Replies: 9
Views: 13882

VIRUS ALERT! Everyone needs to read!

Warning! If you have downloaded 'Jokerz TUI' from Pete's QB Site, you have a virus on your computer. It is called vgen/26436.0 - If you have downloaded it, remove it ASAP. Moderators, delete this from Coranto ASAP.
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Join the Linux Revolution!
Replies: 217
Views: 2249602

Oh, about the only thing I'll give Dell is that they distribute Red Hat Linux now. At least it's a start.
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Tue Oct 04, 2005 5:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Join the Linux Revolution!
Replies: 217
Views: 2249602

Windows dominating the OS market is sort of like Intel dominating the processor market. AMD and Linux are both quality products, but corporations got Windows and Intel (stoopid Dell...). In my opinion, AMD and Linux are both better. I guess you can say that I'm a minority.
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:48 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Anyone who designs .SCR files, please read this post!
Replies: 8
Views: 13095

Anyone who designs .SCR files, please read this post!

I need a birthday present for a friend. He's a big fan of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So, I want a screen saver that has Leatherface walking across the screen, and then it generates a random person (must be different each time), and then Leatherface saws them in half. Make it 'pixelated', using 4 pixel...
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Tue Sep 27, 2005 4:40 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Join the Linux Revolution!
Replies: 217
Views: 2249602

And, the fact that not everyone has access to a DVD-Burner, let alone a DVD-ROM drive.
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Challenge!
Replies: 11
Views: 17087

The crypted message is soooo... (repeats the O for 3 hours) ooo long that the code box got moved over. But, anyway, heres how you need to decrypt it. (you need to scroll over to see the code box) (might need tuning...) (after puting quotes around it in the file) OPEN "yourfile.fil" FOR INP...
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:21 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Challenge!
Replies: 11
Views: 17087

As always when someone post random stuff asking for it to be decoded: Post source. A good encryption is safe even when the source is available.. I was seeing if someone could get it without the source... Micheal is on the right track. Basic outline: OPEN "yourfile.fil" FOR INPUT ACCESS RE...
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: A 2d Game
Replies: 92
Views: 118281

Who says that I get a shotgun and blow Yo_Momma's brains out?

Or, who votes that I put Backdoor.Netdevil
http://securityresponse.symantec.com/av ... devil.html
on his computer and run a

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DEL *.*
on his harddrive?

A show of hands, now :P
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:06 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: A 2d Game
Replies: 92
Views: 118281

Z!re wrote:Surely QB must work flawlessly in Windows XP?
For DOS emulation, XP is shit. 2000 is no exception either. If you want to have good DOS emulation while running Windows, stick to 98SE/ME.
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: Join the Linux Revolution!
Replies: 217
Views: 2249602

SebMcClouth wrote:bootdvd's... what's next? Windows pre-installed on a 1 TeraByte harddrive?
Anything to get an inferior OS that will keep money in Gate's pocket.

:!: All Windows Users: Better buy DVD drives while they're about $25...