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kuul
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Post by kuul » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:21 pm

wondering if someone can help me programme my computer to do what ever l askes it to
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SPAMMING

Post by burger2227 » Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:34 pm

Quit SPAMMING with continual HELP posts! Ask Specific questions in the Title of a Post. HELP PLZ is USELESS here. We are not gonna teach you everything about programming!

Look in the links here for tutorials and code examples. You are gonna have to put some effort into programming on your own. Here is a link to my Qbasic tutorial. Scroll down to Q-Basics.ZIP and download it to your Qbasic folder. You can download other QB programs there :

http://www.qbasicstation.com/index.php? ... &filecat=3

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Post by roy » Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:13 pm

Check out his profile. Hobbies. Hockey and stuffing the web. Never underestimate the wit of someone because they come from Ghana. lol.

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STUFFING WHAT?

Post by burger2227 » Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:53 pm

I love it.................glad he came here to stuff......LOL

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Either write a voice recognition program or an entire OS

Post by Kiyotewolf » Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:12 am

Whatever you want it to.. Well I'd try to program mine to predict the lottery,.. Ha..

Code one of these options.

1. Mind reading program -- your computer will know what you want to do and do it BEFORE you ask.

2. Voice Recognition progrom -- Talk to your computer, ask it out on a date, whatever floats your boat, and literally tell it what to do.

3. Operating System Clone -- Clone Windows, and make your computer do anything you want it to.

4. Steal Someone Else's More Advanced Computer -- Where did this entry come from?

5. Get Abducted -- You will probably be able to control your computer with your mind if you get enough **** probes put into you by the nearest curious extraterrestrials..

6. Skip the computer, watch Youtube -- <-- Puts it rather plainly.

7. Google everything.

8. Give up and sleep more.
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will work for cash. or give free limited advice.

Post by iamdenteddisk » Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:25 pm

a little nooby help is ok ,but to program your computer to do whatever you want takes time and "my time cost money" .if you just need some"little" advice it comes at no charge ,but I will work for money and wont beat you up about how big my head is if you ask a simple question .alot of youngster's lern a bit of qb and suddenly they think their brainiak sorry about that but there are plenty of resources here and online in general to help you start programing. if you prefer to hire someone else to do the work there are alot of serious programers here to ,who would love to do work for hire including myself.

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