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Pete's Turtle Fable

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:42 am
by Pete
<p><strong>Pete's Turtle Fable</strong> -- Posted by <a href="">Pete</a> on Sunday, December 7 2003<br>
I once saw a turtle cross the road. It was slow, sure, and wasn't really all that attractive, but by god, it was determined. It crept slowly and surely, always keeping its eye on that distant goal--the other side of the road, where the grass was greener, the sun was brighter and the air smelled like warm root beer. Yeah, that turtle sure kept at it, plodding along as fast as its little legs could carry it, with a look of sheer determination in his eye. And then, when he was almost there, the turtle stopped to look back at how far he'd come, how much he'd accomplished. As he looked back, a tear welled up in his eye and he thought "Look what I've done -- I, a lowly turtle have achieved so much." Proudly, the turtle turned back to finish its journey, now almost complete, when an eighteen wheeler came barreling down the highway, instantly crushing the turtle then proceeding to roll over it eight more times with each of the remaining wheels on that side of the truck. Yes, the turtle died that day, but in doing so set an example for all the other turtles out there who ever had dreams of crossing that wide, perilous highway--if something looks impossible to do, it probably is. Don't try something that looks difficult or has never been done before, because you're probably not going to succeed. In fact, don't even think about trying. You'll fail miserably, you worthless piece of scum.</p>

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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:23 pm
by marrow
just replying for the hell of it

maybury lane is a cool name for a street

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 8:23 pm
by camel

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 3:00 am
by Digital Shadow
heh heh...never stopped me
Its worth it.......if not just for the root beer

Posted: Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:37 am
by Z!re
I like the skating girl, you're always as helpful pete :P


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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:48 pm
by Pete
Hahaha, this was a post that I made when I was testing the script I wrote that automatically posts the front page news on to PHPBB (way back in 2003!). I don't know why I left it up, though...

Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 1:45 pm
by coma8coma1
that's some great advice there, pete! lol i feel so inspired! :lol: