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If QB was human...

Post by {Nathan} » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:16 pm

If QB was a human, would it be a girl or a boy?

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Post by Kyle » Wed Oct 05, 2005 2:48 pm

QB is a girl, but FB would be a bloke :)

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Post by Brandon Cornell » Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:04 pm

I think QBasic 1.1 is a girl and QB 4.5 is a young boy. :D
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Post by MystikShadows » Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:04 pm

QB is a boy...FB is a Woman ;-)...I think it's the safest thing to say with Z!re's signature ;-).
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Post by {Nathan} » Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:07 pm

I believe that QB 1.1 was like... a younge male knight, learning the ways of the roman empire, while QB4.5 was that matured knight, becoming Alexander the Great and conquering the world, only to be killed by Windows.

FB is definatly a chick: with all that power, who knows: she is always right, and she can correct QB: just like males and females.

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Post by ysft12 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:21 pm

All versions of QB are girls. All versions of FB are also girls. :)
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Post by Rattrapmax6 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:25 pm

Why not they each be both? Have some girl QBs and some boy QBs and some girl FBs and some boy FBs.... I mean with IDEs, you can ghange the themes to match... :lol:

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Post by urger » Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:31 pm

In English all things have one of three genders, male, female, or neuter. Male creature have the male gender. Female creatures have the Female gender. All objects have neutral gender. In exceptional cases female gender may be granted to objects i.e. ships, trains, aircraft. In very odd cases involving objets that have been given male nicknames, the object may be granted a male pronoun. (i.e. the Big Boy class 4-8-8-4 steam locomotive)
Hence, as QB and FB are both objects they have the neutral gender. Further as they have been given no male nickname they may only be granted a female gender familiaritive.
Thus both QB and FB are neuder objects pretending to be chicks :P
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Post by {Nathan} » Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:05 pm

I think he was high when urger wrote://///slashes are like popcorn, you can never have enough
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Post by Rattrapmax6 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:05 pm

urger wrote:In English all things have one of three genders, male, female, or neuter. Male creature have the male gender. Female creatures have the Female gender. All objects have neutral gender. In exceptional cases female gender may be granted to objects i.e. ships, trains, aircraft. In very odd cases involving objets that have been given male nicknames, the object may be granted a male pronoun. (i.e. the Big Boy class 4-8-8-4 steam locomotive)
Hence, as QB and FB are both objects they have the neutral gender. Further as they have been given no male nickname they may only be granted a female gender familiaritive.
Thus both QB and FB are neuder objects pretending to be chicks :P
:( Some horses are neuter (Gelding).... Most of them were once male.... Luckly I'm a wild horse.... for now, *gulp*

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Post by urger » Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:51 pm

Some horses are neuter (Gelding).... Most of them were once male...
In which case they should be called by a male pronoun
Luckly I'm a wild horse.... for now, *gulp*
So didn't need to know that :P
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Post by Nodtveidt » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:09 pm

That which is neutral isn't considered a third _MOUSEX, it's considered _MOUSEX...it fits into a different category. :D

All QB and FB versions are hermaphrodites. You wanna talk about a third gender...there ya go. :D

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Post by Zamaster » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:09 pm

Well as far as I can tell, my QB is a guy. He loves to play tricks on me like deleting some of my code than putting it back 10 min. later, no girl would do that.
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Post by Rattrapmax6 » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:21 pm

Nekrophidius wrote:All QB and FB versions are hermaphrodites. You wanna talk about a third gender...there ya go. :D
Um,. that's two genders in one.... Not exactly a third one.. :P ..
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Post by BLAH!! » Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:45 pm

qb45 is a six year-old-boy, and FB is a smoking hot chick. LOL

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Post by m2j » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:47 am

All compilers are female. They can recreate themselves, but not by themselves. Programmers are male, we prod the comilers into creating things like themselves.

Irresponsible coders fill the internet with half made demo's and buggy releases, like irresponsible males fill the world with abused and fork up children, or abandon kids.

Occasionally a compiler is at fault for the fork up in it's program, but that's normally because her father fork her up when he was writing her code.

matt - playing the devils advocate...

And along these lines and IDE is _MOUSEX. So all forms of editors not linked to compilers are unholy.

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Post by m2j » Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:48 am

and there are no hermaphrodite compilers, because no compiler can write code for itself.

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Post by Z!re » Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:48 am

if QB was human it would be locked up for failing to fit in.. or perform even the most basic tasks, like allocating memory > 64kb etc

"best" case would be a blabbering old homeless drunk $$$, who remembers the glory days when he/she was a pornstar and made 4 digit paychecks (back then, that was a lot)
I have left this dump.

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Post by m2j » Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:16 am

No, it would be an american, living in a really botching manner in it's little fabricated world, keeping alive outdated models like the conservative/liberal powerstruggle, which ended in the rest of the world circa 1870, when both were rendered obsolete, and were replaced.

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Post by {Nathan} » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:26 pm

m2j wrote:All compilers are female. They can recreate themselves, but not by themselves. Programmers are male, we prod the comilers into creating things like themselves.

Irresponsible coders fill the internet with half made demo's and buggy releases, like irresponsible males fill the world with abused and fork up children, or abandon kids.

Occasionally a compiler is at fault for the fork up in it's program, but that's normally because her father fork her up when he was writing her code.

matt - playing the devils advocate...

And along these lines and IDE is _MOUSEX. So all forms of editors not linked to compilers are unholy.
Thats just fork funny.
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