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Computer acronyms

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Take a computer acronym, and change it.

For example:

DOS
Disk Operated Shit

LCD
Lazy Crystal Dead-pixels

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Not the best...

Lets see what you can think of!
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MS-DOS
MystikShadows-Dork Ovulating Scheme

Windows
We Idiots Now Do Own World Systems

Linux
Lets Invent New Useless luXury
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DOS = Definitaly Overwriting Something

LCD = Load of Crap Display

Linux = lurah is never understanding X-window
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MKS
Mystik Kill's Shadows

FOR
French, Old and Retarted
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MystikShadows wrote:DOS = Definitaly Overwriting Something
I had a good chuckle at this one.
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DOS

Dead and Overweight Soap.
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RSS = Really Stupid Suckers

CSS = Cold Salmon Sandwich

HTML = How Tarantelas Make Love

FTP = For Tempering Patience

HTTP = How To Trap Puppies

TCP/IP = Totaly Confused Person/Insane Prattle.

I think That's enough for now.
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SSH
Secure Shit Hole
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Notepad = NOTE People Are Dumb to use this...
Word = We Open Read & Delete your files
Windows XP = Windows Extra Problems (hence the dutch for ME, more trouble)
MS Windows = More sucked Windows
Windows = We Inhabit New Disks Of Wasted Systems
Explorer = EXtra Problems Loaded On youR nEw computeR
Download = Disintegrating Or Wasting New Load of spAces on your Disk

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LCD

Let CRT die.
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