If QB was human...
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If QB was human...
If QB was a human, would it be a girl or a boy?
NOTE: See Z!res sig... she IS capible of murder...
NOTE: See Z!res sig... she IS capible of murder...
No QB is a boy.
I think QBasic 1.1 is a girl and QB 4.5 is a young boy.
I can't beleive I'm talking about QBs _MOUSEX???
I can't beleive I'm talking about QBs _MOUSEX???
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QB is a boy...FB is a Woman ...I think it's the safest thing to say with Z!re's signature .
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I believe that QB 1.1 was like... a younge male knight, learning the ways of the roman empire, while QB4.5 was that matured knight, becoming Alexander the Great and conquering the world, only to be killed by Windows.
FB is definatly a chick: with all that power, who knows: she is always right, and she can correct QB: just like males and females.
Is it just me, or has these forums gotton pretty active?
FB is definatly a chick: with all that power, who knows: she is always right, and she can correct QB: just like males and females.
Is it just me, or has these forums gotton pretty active?
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In English all things have one of three genders, male, female, or neuter. Male creature have the male gender. Female creatures have the Female gender. All objects have neutral gender. In exceptional cases female gender may be granted to objects i.e. ships, trains, aircraft. In very odd cases involving objets that have been given male nicknames, the object may be granted a male pronoun. (i.e. the Big Boy class 4-8-8-4 steam locomotive)
Hence, as QB and FB are both objects they have the neutral gender. Further as they have been given no male nickname they may only be granted a female gender familiaritive.
Thus both QB and FB are neuder objects pretending to be chicks
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Hence, as QB and FB are both objects they have the neutral gender. Further as they have been given no male nickname they may only be granted a female gender familiaritive.
Thus both QB and FB are neuder objects pretending to be chicks
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Some horses are neuter (Gelding).... Most of them were once male.... Luckly I'm a wild horse.... for now, *gulp*urger wrote:In English all things have one of three genders, male, female, or neuter. Male creature have the male gender. Female creatures have the Female gender. All objects have neutral gender. In exceptional cases female gender may be granted to objects i.e. ships, trains, aircraft. In very odd cases involving objets that have been given male nicknames, the object may be granted a male pronoun. (i.e. the Big Boy class 4-8-8-4 steam locomotive)
Hence, as QB and FB are both objects they have the neutral gender. Further as they have been given no male nickname they may only be granted a female gender familiaritive.
Thus both QB and FB are neuder objects pretending to be chicks
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In which case they should be called by a male pronounSome horses are neuter (Gelding).... Most of them were once male...
So didn't need to know thatLuckly I'm a wild horse.... for now, *gulp*
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All compilers are female. They can recreate themselves, but not by themselves. Programmers are male, we prod the comilers into creating things like themselves.
Irresponsible coders fill the internet with half made demo's and buggy releases, like irresponsible males fill the world with abused and fork up children, or abandon kids.
Occasionally a compiler is at fault for the fork up in it's program, but that's normally because her father fork her up when he was writing her code.
matt - playing the devils advocate...
And along these lines and IDE is _MOUSEX. So all forms of editors not linked to compilers are unholy.
Irresponsible coders fill the internet with half made demo's and buggy releases, like irresponsible males fill the world with abused and fork up children, or abandon kids.
Occasionally a compiler is at fault for the fork up in it's program, but that's normally because her father fork her up when he was writing her code.
matt - playing the devils advocate...
And along these lines and IDE is _MOUSEX. So all forms of editors not linked to compilers are unholy.
if QB was human it would be locked up for failing to fit in.. or perform even the most basic tasks, like allocating memory > 64kb etc
"best" case would be a blabbering old homeless drunk $$$, who remembers the glory days when he/she was a pornstar and made 4 digit paychecks (back then, that was a lot)
"best" case would be a blabbering old homeless drunk $$$, who remembers the glory days when he/she was a pornstar and made 4 digit paychecks (back then, that was a lot)
I have left this dump.
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Thats just fork funny.m2j wrote:All compilers are female. They can recreate themselves, but not by themselves. Programmers are male, we prod the comilers into creating things like themselves.
Irresponsible coders fill the internet with half made demo's and buggy releases, like irresponsible males fill the world with abused and fork up children, or abandon kids.
Occasionally a compiler is at fault for the fork up in it's program, but that's normally because her father fork her up when he was writing her code.
matt - playing the devils advocate...
And along these lines and IDE is _MOUSEX. So all forms of editors not linked to compilers are unholy.