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Computer acronyms

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:04 pm
by {Nathan}
Take a computer acronym, and change it.

For example:

DOS
Disk Operated Shit

LCD
Lazy Crystal Dead-pixels

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Not the best...

Lets see what you can think of!

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:32 pm
by bungytheworm
MS-DOS
MystikShadows-Dork Ovulating Scheme

Windows
We Idiots Now Do Own World Systems

Linux
Lets Invent New Useless luXury

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:38 pm
by MystikShadows
DOS = Definitaly Overwriting Something

LCD = Load of Crap Display

Linux = lurah is never understanding X-window

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:46 pm
by bungytheworm
MKS
Mystik Kill's Shadows

FOR
French, Old and Retarted

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:59 pm
by Andi
MystikShadows wrote:DOS = Definitaly Overwriting Something
I had a good chuckle at this one.

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 8:26 pm
by irascib1e
DOS

Dead and Overweight Soap.

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:43 pm
by Imortis
RSS = Really Stupid Suckers

CSS = Cold Salmon Sandwich

HTML = How Tarantelas Make Love

FTP = For Tempering Patience

HTTP = How To Trap Puppies

TCP/IP = Totaly Confused Person/Insane Prattle.

I think That's enough for now.

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 4:53 pm
by {Nathan}
SSH
Secure Shit Hole

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:27 pm
by Seb McClouth
Notepad = NOTE People Are Dumb to use this...
Word = We Open Read & Delete your files
Windows XP = Windows Extra Problems (hence the dutch for ME, more trouble)
MS Windows = More sucked Windows
Windows = We Inhabit New Disks Of Wasted Systems
Explorer = EXtra Problems Loaded On youR nEw computeR
Download = Disintegrating Or Wasting New Load of spAces on your Disk

grtz

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:27 pm
by Patz QuickBASIC Creations
LCD

Let CRT die.