07/31/00
Gopus

Who is Mohammed? Is he real? Is he a person protected by the great anonymizer, and could be any person whom which we know? YES. He is. Truth now. Mohammed is somebody who uses anonymizer.com. Annoyingly, I wish to know who this person is...

You've seen him. Iraquian/French/English language built into one. With some odd problem with things. But who is he? We asked millions of QBers. Well, a little less than that. Who could this person POSSIBLY could be...

asvisn says, "mohammed needs mo' language skills."

akujin says, "Does it really matter? He needs to learn to type in a form other people can understand him!!" when asked who this mysterious being was.

The Collector responded, "A guy who doesn't speak english." Which was an obvious assumption.

Nekro replies, "I think he's one of the gerbil people. He's trying to confuse us, and in doing so, he hopes to use the brief insanity to conquer the universe. This would get him a big promotion among gerbilkind." Um...yeah...he's one of the gerbil people. Meanwhile, in other news, a white truck has come to take Nekro away

Eagle-X replied, "Someone on the wrong website..."

It would seem that no one knows who this Mohammed person is.

Then we were given this quote by Mike Oxlong...

"Dynamic optimized parternship-infomediaries informed my users Mohammed is a 24/7 e-commerce architect in the process of growing and harnessing frictionless seamless and robust decompilation solutions."

Well.....uh.....duh. Of course he is.....

 

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If you see Mohammed anywhere, be sure to e-mail us and stay tuned for more QBI.