Note: This definitely does not represent any other QBI writer's views. If you want to complain about this, do so to Majiko, not me.
Majiko
08/09/00

Wow, Lost socK Software's games really suck.
Like, bony-ass bodies with a big head that isn't proportional.
How does he stand up? Magic poles and whisping faeries?
Wrath of Sona, more like Wrath of Bad Game, humiliates
me and my affiliates. We wish you a merry christmas nek,
cuz in your present sock, you'll find a KNIFE!

HEHEHEH, I KNOW WHERE I LIVE

AND I'M GUNNA GET ME SOME COLA AT THE STORE

AND THEN I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, YOU BASTARD!

AND THEN, I'M GUNNA GET YOU BY RINGING YOUR DOOR

BELL 12 TIMES, EACH ONCE ONE HOUR AND 2 MINUTES!

AND YOUR GOING TO FAINT, BECAUSE YOU WILL BLEED

FROM A CUT IN YOUR BODY, RECIEVED FROM A SHARP OBJECT

HELD BY NO ONE! AHAAHAHA!

WATCH YOUR BACK, YOUR SPINE MIGHT FALL OUT! EHEHEH!

THE END IS NEAR.

THE END IS HERE.