Gopus
08/13/00

Yesterday, Jorden came back from his suspected vacation. On his leave, an award was given to his site for having the most errors and hit counter failures.

Another site, devoted to the devil, qbasicnews.com was put up yesterday too. Top secret classified info, that we have found, tells the story of the owner being reincarnated into a pigeon. We know that he must have done something EXTREMELY bad to become a pigeon.

In other news, the identity of Mohammed is still unknown. We do however know from direct translations...that he is working for a computer company somewhere in Iraq. This message was translated too:

HELLO AGAIN QB Inquirer! DIZ, HIM OF I VON SAYS, TO OF WHICH, PRAGRANNEUR JORDAN ZURURK at IRAQ HELP TRACO EIDIANGS confliguração ELEVADO F DECOMPILA! I SAYS OF WHICH B/QACIS OF ME IT THAT BATIDA MUST DECOMPILE, THUS Qbasic HONAR COMPILED! IT, ANKENSTRICH, NOMENCLATURES CHIA{MATO IS QBD! JZ EMPLOYER YET GET PLANTIUM OURO ET BRONZE NO AU ALIMENTO, QBD RULE LAND!

This directly translates to...

"Hello Again QB Inquirer! I said to Jordan at Iraq, whom of which was helping Traco Eidiangs configure a decompiler, the following, "The devil wants to have your children." And that Jorden wanted to rule QBD Land."

In other news, Matthew R Knight made a small RPG that encircled around the community. While some were willing to sue, due to the content and odd ascii embodiements of each person, others were just upset that MRK's sister wasn't the one encircling around the community. ;-).

In even the most NEWEST of news, B-czar created an SVGA lib, that he boasts is like 40% faster than FutureLib...I think it was 40%...or maybe it was 4%. You can check that out at his homepage that is SOMEWHERE on the net, or you can go to the ASM DUMP SITE, featured on this page, go to BLIB, and try it out for yourself. Such commands that would make Blib better than DQB, such as MakeMeAnRPG(), and other various commands, have not been implemented yet.

In OTHER news, NeoBASIC won the QB pizza award for August...yippy skippy to them...while who ever pays us more, will get the QB Pizza Award for September, sponsored by Mary.

And in OTHER news, NeoBASIC is going to DETERMINE the site of the month for August. Marcade was not allowed to vote more than once this time for petsex.com, which was July's winner.

In more news, www.tekscode.com has accomplished getting a spurt of updates. The spurt was later followed in the days to come by a frrrrt.

WWW.QBASIC.COM has had one update by an unknown origin recently. Errrr heh, nevermind, I was kidding. The forum still gets more valid posts pertaining to questions on QB than NeoBASIC does. Let's take a moment to sit back and laugh at Marcade.

Ask Mary, a site added to QBC, has had 200 hits in the last day alone. Errr well, I'll assume that anyway.

And that's In The News by John Stuart...errr Gopus. Have fun, and God bless.