5h4d0w: hello.
Brian: My name is Brian. What's yours?
5h4d0w: 5h4d0w, d00d. 5h4d0w.
Brian: Pleased to meet you, 5H4D0W,. How are you doing?
5h4d0w: Don't capitalise my name.
Brian: So, what shall we talk about? Do you live here in Sydney?
5h4d0w: I never heard of Sydney. Can we start?
Brian: Are you attending the conference?
5h4d0w: What the heck are you talking about?
Brian: Great, it should be interesting. I think it will be a fun conference. Do you like to travel?
5h4d0w: How long have you been programming?
Brian: No, I haven't.
5h4d0w: Who is this?
Brian: That name sounds familiar, but I'm drawing a blank.
5h4d0w: I thought you programmed.
Brian: All this talk about travel is wearing me out! Have you heard of Bryan, Ohio (my home town)?
5h4d0w: We never talked about traveling. What languages do you own?
Brian: Well, I haven't officially declared a major yet. But I think I may be interested in cognitive science. That's mainly why I'm here.
5h4d0w: ooookay...
Brian: Do you know what an Etch-a-Sketch is?
5h4d0w: That has nothing to do with programming. Didn't Sarlok write that prog in Qb?
Brian: Well, it's a classic toy where you draw pictures with two little knobs. And every one in the world is made in my home town. That's our claim to fame!
5h4d0w: Riiight. Lemme ask you- what do you think of Cisco?
Brian: Hmm, I don't have much of an opinion about Cisco.

[editors note: brian is one of THEM]

5h4d0w: Gerbils? Do you like Gerbils?
Brian: I really don't know much about Gerbils.
5h4d0w: Ok.. you do program, right?
Brian: So, seen any good movies lately?
5h4d0w: I'm going to leave now.
Brian: My favorite actress is Demi Moore. Don't you think she's fantastic?
5h4d0w: um.. cya. *gone*
Brian: Hmm, now you've got me thinking. I haven't been to a movie in months. I should try to catch one soon. Let's see... what kind of foods do you like?

At this point, i realise Brian is babbling and might be crazy, so i leave.