5h4d0w 8/12/2k 5h4d0w: hello. Brian: My name is Brian. What's yours? 5h4d0w: 5h4d0w, d00d. 5h4d0w. Brian: Pleased to meet you, 5H4D0W,. How are you doing? 5h4d0w: Don't capitalise my name. Brian: So, what shall we talk about? Do you live here in Sydney? 5h4d0w: I never heard of Sydney. Can we start? Brian: Are you attending the conference? 5h4d0w: What the heck are you talking about? Brian: Great, it should be interesting. I think it will be a fun conference. Do you like to travel? 5h4d0w: How long have you been programming? Brian: No, I haven't. 5h4d0w: Who is this? Brian: That name sounds familiar, but I'm drawing a blank. 5h4d0w: I thought you programmed. Brian: All this talk about travel is wearing me out! Have you heard of Bryan, Ohio (my home town)? 5h4d0w: We never talked about traveling. What languages do you own? Brian: Well, I haven't officially declared a major yet. But I think I may be interested in cognitive science. That's mainly why I'm here. 5h4d0w: ooookay... Brian: Do you know what an Etch-a-Sketch is? 5h4d0w: That has nothing to do with programming. Didn't Sarlok write that prog in Qb? Brian: Well, it's a classic toy where you draw pictures with two little knobs. And every one in the world is made in my home town. That's our claim to fame! 5h4d0w: Riiight. Lemme ask you- what do you think of Cisco? Brian: Hmm, I don't have much of an opinion about Cisco. [editors note: brian is one of THEM] 5h4d0w: Gerbils? Do you like Gerbils? Brian: I really don't know much about Gerbils. 5h4d0w: Ok.. you do program, right? Brian: So, seen any good movies lately? 5h4d0w: I'm going to leave now. Brian: My favorite actress is Demi Moore. Don't you think she's fantastic? 5h4d0w: um.. cya. *gone* Brian: Hmm, now you've got me thinking. I haven't been to a movie in months. I should try to catch one soon. Let's see... what kind of foods do you like? At this point, i realise Brian is babbling and might be crazy, so i leave. |