Here is an uncoached interview with moj:

<Gopus> Okay
<Gopus> we'll do it in here.
<moj> Alrighty
* moj gets a glass of water
<Gopus> 1) What have you EVER done in QB?
* moj drinks a sip
<moj> I make stupid little crap programs, mostly ones like "Guessmynumber"
and small graphics projects. Nothing big.
<Gopus> ...
<Gopus> um
<Gopus> okay
<moj> heh
<moj> thats it
<moj> =P
<Gopus> 2) Do you feel that Marcade is actually a green monster with yellow
teeth in reality?
<moj> Yes, yes i do.
<Gopus> 3) Which do you feel, is better, QBI or QBCM?
<moj> QBI. It has more aroma.
<Gopus> 4) What does QBCM's aroma smell like?
<moj> like dog poo.
<Gopus> 5) What would you like to do when you grow up?
<moj> I want to sex0r a cactus. Or just do something in computers that pays
well.
<Gopus> 6) What do you want to make in QB,in the future?
<moj> An RPG.
<Gopus> 7) Have you commenced an rpg?
<moj> Not as yet, but I hope to start one with a rather large mouse pad as
the main character
<Gopus> 8) Which do you feel, is better, QBI or QBCM?
<moj> QBI! You asjed me that in question 3
<moj> er
<moj> asked
<Gopus> 9) Which do you like better, QBCM or QBTimes.
<moj> Whats QbTimes?
<Gopus> That would be Jorden's Mag.
<moj> Oh.
<moj> No.
<Gopus> no what?
<moj> i dont like either.
* Gopus falls down.
<Gopus> 9) Which do you like better, QBCM or QBTimes?
<moj> Alrighty, if i had to pick, QbTimes.
<Gopus> 10) How does it feel to only use 10% of your brain?
<moj> Im one of those people that use 9%. And I love it!
<Gopus> Okay
<Gopus> thank you for your time.
<moj> No problem