THE SECRETS OF LET
07/09/00
Gopus
It's been discussed by various expert programmers from the beginning of
time. The mentioning of the command sends shivers down their spines. They
hope that one day, the QB.EXE help file will be ammended so the evils that
lurk inside will be erased. There lies, one command, so hideous, so evil,
that if the newbies were to ever learn about it, it would be chaos.
However, today on the QB Inquirer, we will be telling you of it. We
will be telling you of the LET command. That's right... the command that
was taken out of Pandora's Box to stroll into the world. The LET command
had originally been used by other compilers, aside from QB. It allowed
variables to equal something, now something that we can do automatically
without it.
When asked respected members of the community how they feel on LET, we
were given these response. "heheh" was given by xms, in what was probably
an evil tone. He continued to say that, " I feel it has NO PLACE in our
nation's schools!" He then continued to say how Microsoft had left it
there for unexpecting newbies to trample over.
Zack', when asked how he felt about LET, pleaded that he
enjoyed LET when he was five. But our sources
could conclude, that maybe he just didn't ENJOY it, but he WAS ADDICTED TO
IT. YES! ADDICTED TO IT. LET is eviler than nicotine or alchohol, or Pauly
Shore movies.
We can't say the same for Nekro though, who finds a purpose in it. He
stated the following response, "LET serves a purpose", we can conclude
that Nekro USES LET. He continually stated other commands that were less
eviler than LET. For we know that he WORSHIPS it. We know he has a cult
devoted to it, and we know, yes we know, that it isn't any almighty spirit
who Nekro praises to each night, BUT A COMMAND. YES, A COMMAND! An evil
command from the epitimy of HELL!!!!!
And so it is, that we have unveiled the power of LET. The power that
shouldn't be coincided with any other evil power known to man. Use LET at
your own risk. We at QB Inquirer strongly suggest for anybody, who is
pregnate, under 10 years of age, or mentally disable to plug your ears and
shut your eyes when even mentioned to the term "LET". Not all is known
from the small time of it's existence. Y2K, Windows, the birth of
Microsoft, and the destruction of America's youth, can not yet be proven
to be cause from, but probably is, the word,
LET!!!