NeoBASIC Strengthens Ties With China
by Anonymous QBI Employee

In a formal announcement today, NeoBASIC coordinator Marcade confirmed suspicions that attempts to repair diplomatic relations between China and NeoBASIC have been successful. In August of 2000, while NeoBASIC was extending its empire, several violent skirmishes broke out on China's borders. China responded by dissolving all relations with NeoBASIC, but the economic impact on China was profound. Last month China sought out Marcade pleading to establish a trade agreement, and he consented. After negotiations, Marcade allegedly mentioned covert military cooperation with China, and has announced his intention to cease trade with the United States. "We are very happy to work with China," a NeoBASIC spokesman said. Others are skeptical at this point.