QbInquirer
Dear #quickbasic
by Anonymous QBI Employee #1

Dear #quickbasic,
My retired mother, at age 66, has purchased a computer
and is now surfing the net. At first the family was
excited, but now she will not leave the computer
screen- we sometimes even have difficulty forcing her
to eat. What should we do? -Worried in Ohio

Dear Worried,

[fig] ho
[RedMage`] [valkyra] Could you point me to a "HOW TO"
to install Redhat 6.0 on a W2k/98 machine? (he doesnt
mean dual boot)
[RedMage`] [06:15] [pA|SuPeRjAkE] Now I'm officially
drunk That isnt 6:15PM.. Its 6:15 in the morning
[ENERGIZRE] I AM THE UNNAMED ENERGIZRE
[RedMage`] [thaopride] hey, anyone in here from
michigan?
[ENERGIZRE] I THREW THE OLD MAN OUT OF THE SKY AND
CAST THE MENACE FROM THE DARKNESS
[ENERGIZRE] bahahaha
[ClAuTo] anyone wanna gimme feedback on a mastermind
game????????
[RedMage`] uh
[RedMage`] i'm on the "Touch Bot's Most Banned List"
[Skarab] [Skarab] anyone in here from michigan?
[Skarab] [Skarab] bahahahahahaha
[Skarab] [Knocks] no
[Skarab] [Knocks] this is a texas channel b*tch
[Skarab] [Knocks] get out
[RedMage`] [RedMage`] anyone here from michigan?
[RedMage`] HAHA H@#%
[Skarab] heeeheeeheee
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[RedMage`] haha
[DJFly-] oops

Dear #quickbasic,
Recently I have become attracted to my best friend's
ex-girlfriend. He broke up with her three months ago,
and he still misses her, but I like her and want to
ask her out- should I ask for my friend's permission
and respect his answer or should I just go for it?
-Lonely in Colorado

Dear Lonely,

[RedMage`] i parted before a ban :P
[RedMage`] i just rejoined/laughed/parted
[Skarab] lol
[RedMage`] rejoined / wooed / parted ;P
[RedMage`] 'wewe'
[RedMage`] join me
[DJFly-] file://join #canada | msg #canada "missed me |
part #canada
[RedMage`] hehe
[Skarab] bahaha
[RedMage`] that was all outa' synch
[DJFly-] was it?
* RedMage` scripts it correctly
[RedMage`] yeah
[DJFly-] how so?
[RedMage`] i msg before i join
[RedMage`] :P
[DJFly-] hrm
[RedMage`] and then it tries to part before i join
[RedMage`] aduh :)
[RedMage`] they are executed uber fast
[DJFly-] then do it right
[RedMage`] on join msg part
[RedMage`] :P
[DJFly-] they are pretty well instant
[DJFly-] what to do what to do
[RedMage`] HAHA
[RedMage`] it words

Dear #quickbasic,
I am having problems with my popularity at my high
school. It seems that if I wear certain clothes and
talk a certain way and occupy my time with certain
activities, I am accepted- but it's just not me. For
example, I like to read science fiction, and members
of the "in crowd" still enjoy comic books. Should I
conform to be accepted? -Desparate for Attention in
Wyoming

Dear Desparate for Attention,

[RedMage`] works
[RedMage`] everyone use this:
[RedMage`] ON *:JOIN:#canada:{
[RedMage`] msg #canada missed me hallubasd asdf
sadfasd fa sdf asdfasdasdfa fsd flaksd falksd fasd
fasdf asdl asdf asdf HAHAHAHAH! PAERT]!@ PART!
[RedMage`] part #canada
[RedMage`] }
[Skarab] DJFly: kill the boyfreid
[RedMage`] and /timer 0 5 /join #canada
[RedMage`] =P
[Skarab] omigawd
[Skarab] lol
[RedMage`] weee
[DJFly-] Skarab: umm... what will that do?
[Skarab] DJFly: i'm violent, what can i say?
[DJFly-] Skarab: i see that
[RedMage`] *** TheCaper sets mode: +b
*!*@d5-28.pay.goodnet.com
[RedMage`] *** You were kicked by TheCaper (banned:
join flood)
[RedMage`] haha
[DJFly-] sh*tty
[DJFly-] shouldda done it once per minute
[Skarab] WHERE THE FRICK DO THEY BANNEN ME FORTO?
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