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404 Object Not FoundChildish Marcade
Recently someone sent me this IRC chat transcript of an
[Skarab] i american
[Skarab] hey joe, i'm cool
having clown time!
[Skarab] dynomite american!
the english about me for too
[Skarab] clown no monkey time joe!
go go fast burgers!
[Skarab] super kick fun fun!
[Skarab] i'm telling the
[Skarab] favorite time fun!
[Skarab] RedMage: kicking! my fun.
[Skarab] DigitlDud: it cool! fun time yes!
[Skarab] am i skarab
This was obviously a Japanese person hired by
What else? The fiend himself visited #quickbasic just
[Marcade] you're all fools!
[Marcade] i'll own eberyone
[JLM] Marcade, ícome mi
[Marcade] JLM: i don't speak german fool!
[Marcade] i killed
[Marcade] RedMage: you have three testicles
[Marcade] Gamkiller: you're a dweeb!
[Gamkiller] is that Marcade
[Gamkiller] Marcade Marcade ?
[qbpsock] it's marcade!
[DigitlDud] it's Skarab (DigitlDud apparently is not well
in the head)
[Gamkiller] yep it's defenitely skarab (It seems it's
[Marcade] i am marcade
[Marcade] i am also tek
and i'm gonna make lots of babies!!
[DigitlDud] this seems like another QBI article in the making (Ignore
[Marcade] I am Marcade you ignorant fool and you will bow to
[Marcade] get out of my mind!!!!
Marcade: you're a pretty eleet perl scriptah
[Marcade] i know i
[Marcade] i didn't ask you!
[Marcade] ssi is all i need
[Marcade] cause im leet
[Marcade] and i'm marcade
[RAMX] what good
movie is playing in theathers right now
[Marcade] i like gay
[Marcade] watch gay pedophile pornos
[DigitlDud] Marcade: take off
[Marcade] and snuff porn
[Marcade] i make snuff
[Marcade] i make pedophilic snuff porn
[Marcade] i make pedophilic
snuff porn with animals and dead bodies
[DigitlDud] i am moaning
[Marcade] i also eat little
[DigitlDud] i lick Marcades toes
enjoy raping old men
*** DigitlDud changes topic to [Marcade] i enjoy raping
*** keerus has joined #quickbasic
[Marcade] keerus: are you mkaing fun of
[keerus] marcade: i know for a fact that you aren't the real
[keerus] marcade: actually, you could be
[keerus] but i hope
[DigitlDud] Marcade = Skarab :P (More sickness)
[keerus] why does everyone in this
channel hate marcade again?
[DigitlDud] why don't they?
keerus: he rapes old men, not that i like old men
[Gamkiller] keerus: I dont
[Gamkiller] keerus: wait
[Gamkiller] keerus: i DO hate
[Marcade] I also messed up Neozones hahahaha!!!
And there you
have it, the startling confession. Marcade destroyed Neozones. Why else would
Tek erase it? Tek IS Marcade! How many time do I have to tell you ignorant