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Childish Marcade
by
Skarab
Recently someone sent me this IRC chat transcript of an
imposter:
[Skarab] i american
[Skarab] hey joe, i'm cool
[Skarab] i
having clown time!
[Skarab] dynomite american!
[Skarab] yes!
[Skarab]
the english about me for too
[Skarab] clown no monkey time joe!
[Skarab]
go go fast burgers!
[Skarab] super kick fun fun!
[Skarab] i'm telling the
truth
[Skarab] favorite time fun!
[Skarab] RedMage: kicking! my fun.
hello!
[Skarab] DigitlDud: it cool! fun time yes!
[Skarab] am i skarab
american kicker!
[Skarab] hello!
[Gamkiller]
hi....bob
This was obviously a Japanese person hired by
Marcade.
What else? The fiend himself visited #quickbasic just
today:
[Marcade] you're all fools!
[Marcade] i'll own eberyone
Nyahahahahahahaha!!! Nyaahahahaahahahhaha!!!
[JLM] Marcade, ¡come mi
mierda!
[Marcade] JLM: i don't speak german fool!
[Marcade] i killed
nekrophidius nyahahahaa!!!
[Marcade] RedMage: you have three testicles
nyahahahahahaaa!!!
[Marcade] Gamkiller: you're a dweeb!
nyahaaahahahaahaha!!!
[Gamkiller] is that Marcade
[qbpsock] oh
wow
[Gamkiller] Marcade Marcade ?
[qbpsock] it's marcade!
[Marcade]
DigitlDud: hmm?
[DigitlDud] it's Skarab (DigitlDud apparently is not well
in the head)
[DigitlDud] heh
[Gamkiller] wow
[qbpsock]
haw
[Gamkiller] yep it's defenitely skarab (It seems it's
contagious)
[Marcade] i am marcade
[Marcade] i am also tek
[Marcade]
and i'm gonna make lots of babies!!
[RAMX] LOL
[DigitlDud]
heh
[DigitlDud] this seems like another QBI article in the making (Ignore
that)
[Marcade] I am Marcade you ignorant fool and you will bow to
me!!!
[Marcade] get out of my mind!!!!
[Marcade] ahhhhh!!!!
[DigitlDud]
Marcade: you're a pretty eleet perl scriptah
[Marcade] i know i
am!
[Marcade] i didn't ask you!
[Marcade] ssi is all i need
[Marcade]
yep
[Marcade] cause im leet
[Marcade] and i'm marcade
[RAMX] what good
movie is playing in theathers right now
[Marcade] i like gay
pornos
[Marcade] watch gay pedophile pornos
[DigitlDud] Marcade: take off
your shirt
[Marcade] and snuff porn
[Marcade] i make snuff
porn
[Marcade] i make pedophilic snuff porn
[Marcade] i make pedophilic
snuff porn with animals and dead bodies
[RAMX] heheh
[Gamkiller]
haha
[DigitlDud] i am moaning
[Marcade] i also eat little
children
[Gamkiller] hee
[DigitlDud] i lick Marcades toes
[Marcade] i
enjoy raping old men
*** DigitlDud changes topic to [Marcade] i enjoy raping
old men'
*** keerus has joined #quickbasic
[keerus] hahaha
[keerus]
topic
[keerus] haha
[Marcade] keerus: are you mkaing fun of
me?
[keerus] marcade: i know for a fact that you aren't the real
marcade
[keerus] marcade: actually, you could be
[keerus] but i hope
not
[DigitlDud] Marcade = Skarab :P (More sickness)
[Gamkiller]
..
[keerus] hehe
[Marcade] liar!
[keerus] why does everyone in this
channel hate marcade again?
[DigitlDud] why don't they?
[DigitlDud]
keerus: he rapes old men, not that i like old men
[Gamkiller] keerus: I dont
hate marcade
[Gamkiller] keerus: wait
[Gamkiller] keerus: i DO hate
him
[Marcade] I also messed up Neozones hahahaha!!!
And there you
have it, the startling confession. Marcade destroyed Neozones. Why else would
Tek erase it? Tek IS Marcade! How many time do I have to tell you ignorant
people!?
PEAMZ
-Skarab