|Marcade Denied Visit to
May 16, 2001 - Marcade held a meeting with United
States President George Bush, during which Marcade
asked if he could visit Disney World. President Bush,
who admits that he was torn, rejected Marcade's
request after fifteen seconds of deliberation.
Witnesses report that after being told "No" by the
President, Marcade allegedly burst into tears and
screamed "I hate you!" and ran from the table "crying
like a little girl" while covering his eyes with his
hands. He then locked himself in his room and has not
Bob Sagett was called upon by the President and is
expected to talk to Marcade and explain how life
works, like when he talked to those cute little kids
on Full House.