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President Bush Utters Coherent
Sentence
May 20, 2001 - For the first time since he
was committed to office, President Bush formed and publicly uttered
a coherent sentence. This feat was accomplished at a press conference
and the sentence regarded matters concerning U.S. energy
consumption. After forming the sentence and speaking it
clearly, Bush paused for forty-two seconds and then finished his
statement.
Bush tells family and friends that not only is
he proud that he formed the sentence by himself without the help of
any advisors, but he also spoke it perfectly; he failed to interject
confusing syllables such as "uh" and "um" which he admits is a
regular practise. He also spoke each word consecutively with a pause
only long enough to allow his listeners time to discern between the end
of one word and the beginning of another.
Bush' father, who is
"very, very proud of [the President's] progress", congratulated his
son immediately. "I knew he could do it. I believed in him all this
time," his father said. Bush' parents both maintain that he had been
able to speak and think correctly since he was a young boy. President
Bush later struggled to make another statement comprised of logical,
coherent sentences, but failed to do
so.
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