Marcade Declares Self
Pope 4/30/04 Evilbeavr (User submission)
Earlier today, in
retaliation of Marcade's self-declaration of Papalcy, the Vatican forced
the nation of Italy to partake in a pre-emptive strike against the
Netherlands, home of Marcade, before the troops of the Dutch state could
organize and storm Europe. It's believed that the attack commanded by
the small religous country that has been the home of Catholicism was to
prevent another era of chaos not seen since the last time that there was
more than one Pope at the same time. Believed dead are Marcade, Jorden (of
QB45.com infamy), and a lot of Dutch people who nobody really gives a d**m
about. In other news, this reporter has found that Pasco, reported to
belong to the recently demolished Church of Marcade, is in fact a
Freemason. We regret our error. - coldacid, reporting from some cold
place in the middle of
Canada.
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