the Plot to Destroy
QbInquirer by Skarab Sunday May 7, 2001
It seems that we
finally went too far in our uncoverings of the awful truths of Marcade,
Tek, and Jorden. They destroyed our site, wiped the directories clean,
then came to our houses and burnt our wives and concubines, as the prophet
QB-MRK once predicted. i managed to salvage the articles and upload them
to DigitlDud's secret server in Geneva. Not secret anymore hahahaha!!!
Anyway, Gopus has gone strangely silent and won't return to QBI. Alas,
THIS IS QBI-X, the new place! With LESS FREQUENT UPDATES AND UNFUNNY
ME!!!
Jorden bragged about taking us down on his QbasicNews.com,
saying: "QB Inquirer (QBI) is down again now... There are rumors that the
person who's hosting it, took it down because the owner of the domain
didn't pay for it yet. Nothing is too sure about it though... Perhaps it
was an evil attack from someone who was featured in the articles? We'll
probably never find out..."
How he gloats! We can only assume he
was cackling in an evil manner while typing this in his great big
mansion.
A mansion built with the BONES OF NEGRO
SLAVES!!!
Jorden is obviously the mastermind of the unholy
trinity. Who will save us? Will it be influential Nekrophidius? Nay,
it can only be Albert Ross, the true inventor of QuickBasic. Hail
Albert Ross!!
TEETH -Skarab
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