by Skarab
Countless times I have been praised as "funny", "good writer", "the messiah", and these sorts of things.
but does everyone like me? nay, my friends, there are those who...(*gasp) hate me. "This cannot be!" you declare. But, alas, it is so. It is only right that everyone love me, but these individuals refuse to refer to me as their master. Who are the criminals? RedMage13 for one. What is the punishment for this disgusting sin? I hate you RedMage13 I hope you die so there. You are a stupid poop face and I think you smell bad. You are a butt head. I think you have no balls. I think you are fat and stupid. You stink bad and you also suck as well. Poopy.
PEED
-Skarab