7/23/00 Skarab <Skarab> Now that KOK is complete, what are you planning? <Big_Nose> Myself and all of the Phat Kids are going to be doing some C++ work. My next game should be started in the fall. <Skarab> Are any of your characters going to be related to Chet? <Big_Nose> Who is Chet? <Skarab> How much do you exactly know about Chet? <Big_Nose> Nothing, who is Chet? <Skarab> Never mind. Do you plan to include any nuns in your next RPG? <Big_Nose> Hmmm maybe.... <Skarab> Are lesbian nuns a possibility? <Big_Nose> That's just wrong <Skarab> Why do you think God created the universe? (Assume he did) <Big_Nose> I figure he was really bored one day. <Skarab> You are smart. What chemicals help you think? <Big_Nose> The usual ones. <Skarab> Ah, how about Plug-Ins, do you ever trip on plug-ins? <Big_Nose> Not very often, although I have fallen down the stairs 3 times in my life. <Big_Nose> Does in a towel count? <Skarab2> I see. Are you gay? <Big_Nose> God no! <Skarab2> If I said I were straight, and you were straight, and and that our love would mean nothing, would you commit acts with me? <Big_Nose> Is this interview being put up on the internet? <Skarab2> What do you think about that Jesus guy? <Big_Nose> I think he tried to help people, but I also don't think Jewish people liked him very much <Skarab2> Would you consider worshipping him? <Big_Nose> I'm sorry, I'm agnostic, I'm unsure of my religious beliefs. <Skarab2> Would you consider worshipping him if I gave you one million dollars? <Big_Nose> Probably then <Skarab2> Would you consider sacrificing a rotten gerbil Katul-Arbo, the Frog God? <Big_Nose> No, let me ask you something, if you were the one being asked all these questions and you didn't give a crap about half the questions that we're being asked, what would you do? <Skarab2> I am the interviewer. For my last question, how big is your big nose? <Big_Nose> Not that big <Skarab2> like...two...three inches? <Big_Nose> I've never measured my nose <Skarab2> Well thank you very much. I shall have this up soon. -Skarab |